El Ben
07-06-2007, 12:16 PM
ALSO KNOWN AS: "BEN HARRELL (ALL FORUMS)"
You may know him as El Ben here at TWC, but underneath that devilishly handsome veneer and that one large ab lies the brooding mind of a mad genius bent on total world domination.
Actually, not really. He's really pretty boring. (And he also likes to talk about himself in the third person.)
El Ben, or Ben Harrell (as the CIA knows him) serves as the student and worship pastor of Christian Renewal, Saint Simons Island. (He would also give you the website, but he hasn't updated it since his last copy of Macromedia Dreamweaver turned out to be a big, fat, pirated copy and he had to delete it. Thus, you don't get the church website.) This job at CRCSSI is pretty cush. There's the benefit of the all-you-can-eat buffet of random old food in the fridge (because we don't believe in throwing away stuff at our church). There's the trippy wireless internet that may or may not work depending on what mood the Holy Terror Squad over at Bellsouth is in. There's also the growing impression that strange smell in the utility closet probably came from something at one point that was actually alive.
El Ben is single and on the prowl. (In a completely cool and non-weird sort of way.) Eligible ladies may submit their application (in triplicate) at any number of participating locations. No stalkers need apply.
El Ben was brought onto the TWC team earlier last month when a computer-devouring virus threatened to crash TWC_Admin's mainframe. With only his wits and (ironically) a cowbell, El Ben single-handedly saved TWC from utter destruction.
You may gaze in awestruck wonder at his myspace profile here. (http://www.myspace.com/benjharrell)
Thank you for your patronage.
PEASEOWT!
You may know him as El Ben here at TWC, but underneath that devilishly handsome veneer and that one large ab lies the brooding mind of a mad genius bent on total world domination.
Actually, not really. He's really pretty boring. (And he also likes to talk about himself in the third person.)
El Ben, or Ben Harrell (as the CIA knows him) serves as the student and worship pastor of Christian Renewal, Saint Simons Island. (He would also give you the website, but he hasn't updated it since his last copy of Macromedia Dreamweaver turned out to be a big, fat, pirated copy and he had to delete it. Thus, you don't get the church website.) This job at CRCSSI is pretty cush. There's the benefit of the all-you-can-eat buffet of random old food in the fridge (because we don't believe in throwing away stuff at our church). There's the trippy wireless internet that may or may not work depending on what mood the Holy Terror Squad over at Bellsouth is in. There's also the growing impression that strange smell in the utility closet probably came from something at one point that was actually alive.
El Ben is single and on the prowl. (In a completely cool and non-weird sort of way.) Eligible ladies may submit their application (in triplicate) at any number of participating locations. No stalkers need apply.
El Ben was brought onto the TWC team earlier last month when a computer-devouring virus threatened to crash TWC_Admin's mainframe. With only his wits and (ironically) a cowbell, El Ben single-handedly saved TWC from utter destruction.
You may gaze in awestruck wonder at his myspace profile here. (http://www.myspace.com/benjharrell)
Thank you for your patronage.
PEASEOWT!