TruePraise
04-10-2009, 10:44 AM
I can not take credit for coming up with this, but I do have permission to share it.....it came from a friend who posts on an online forum that I participate in...it was just too funny, not to share! Enjoy! :D kim
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...Easter Eggs and the Easter Bunny are from pagan origins and are evil. How could anyone be a Christian and have an Easter Bunny Hunt? I don't believe Republicans should hunt for Easter Bunnies. In fact, Easter Bunnies should be a protected species and the NRA should be banned from allowing small children to hunt bunnies with big rifles. And it takes a village to host an egg hunt, and no one should be allowed to host one at home, but only professional, government sponsored egg hunts will be allowed, using Monsanto-approved genetically modified Easter eggs. But PETA will have to make sure that no bunnies OR eggs are harmed in any of these various pagan oriented activities. And if you can't afford your Easter egg hunt, the government will bail you out and give you lots of money. And the government will take eggs from the baskets of the kids who found lots of eggs and give them to the kids who sat around on the sidelines and didn't work at hunting eggs....unless it's a church-sponsored hunt and then you will lose both your mortgage AND your tax-exempt status. And then you won't be allowed to pray about finding any more eggs because of the separation of church and state.
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...Easter Eggs and the Easter Bunny are from pagan origins and are evil. How could anyone be a Christian and have an Easter Bunny Hunt? I don't believe Republicans should hunt for Easter Bunnies. In fact, Easter Bunnies should be a protected species and the NRA should be banned from allowing small children to hunt bunnies with big rifles. And it takes a village to host an egg hunt, and no one should be allowed to host one at home, but only professional, government sponsored egg hunts will be allowed, using Monsanto-approved genetically modified Easter eggs. But PETA will have to make sure that no bunnies OR eggs are harmed in any of these various pagan oriented activities. And if you can't afford your Easter egg hunt, the government will bail you out and give you lots of money. And the government will take eggs from the baskets of the kids who found lots of eggs and give them to the kids who sat around on the sidelines and didn't work at hunting eggs....unless it's a church-sponsored hunt and then you will lose both your mortgage AND your tax-exempt status. And then you won't be allowed to pray about finding any more eggs because of the separation of church and state.