Fill in these Blanks: Everybody wants to __________ but nobody wants to __________.

[worshiptrench]

In a moment of frustration about guys getting me rough drafts for a curriculum, I wrote a post entitled

Fill in the Blanks: Everybody wants _____________ but nobody wants to (do) _______________. (http://www.worshiptrench.com/?p=595)

One of mine was...

Everybody wants curriculum, but nobody wants to write.

Getting some hilarious comments....

....have fun.....go to jail
...whale oil....take on Moby Dick.
....comment on jordan's blog ......finis (genius)

What are you thoughts? Leave em here ...

[manasotakey41]

Everybody wants CHANGE but nobody wants to CHANGE.

[chipshot0701]

Fill in these Blanks: Everybody wants to have hair but nobody wants to use rogaine! :D

[NLoomis]

...pass on their genes ...change poopy diapers.

My son is 4 weeks old tomorrow...

Nathan

[chipshot0701]

Fill in these Blanks: Everybody wants to do whatever they want when they want but nobody wants to accept the responsibiltiy for thier actions! :D

[windbag]

Everybody wants to dole out advice, but nobody wants to take any.

Everybody wants to lead, but nobody wants to assume the responsibility.

Everybody wants to play like Chopin/Phil Keaggy/Miles Davis/insert your hero, but nobody wants to practice.

Everybody wants me to stop now, and nobody's going to argue.

[skyescraper]

Everybody wants to dole out advice, but nobody wants to take any.

Everybody wants to lead, but nobody wants to assume the responsibility.

Everybody wants to play like Chopin/Phil Keaggy/Miles Davis/insert your hero, but nobody wants to practice.

Everybody wants me to stop now, and nobody's going to argue.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha... you guys are hilarious!

Everybody wants to have true, deep, meaningful, excellent, spirit-filled, amazing, life-changing worship, but nobody wants to listen to the 'professionals'.

Sorry, I'm feeling a little bitter today.

[hisfirewithin]

Everybody wants to have all the resources and influence of a megachurch, but nobody wants the church to grow beyond the 50 people they know.

Everybody wants to have opinions on the direction of the church, but nobody wants to actually be the catalyst to make it happen.

Everybody wants to point fingers at certain sins, but nobody wants to see the dirty little realities of their own sins.

Everybody wants to "support" missions, but nobody wants to bring unsaved friends to church.

Everybody wants to lead, but nobody wants to pay the price.

Everybody wants to be unique, but nobody wants to stand out from the crowd.

Everybody wants to reach young people, but nobody wants to reach cross-generationally.

Everybody wants to follow Jesus, but nobody wants to give up everything to do it.

[worshiptrench]

dance.....their friends to dance and since they don't they are no friends of mine (only you 80's guys will get that).

[yod1948]

The SAFETY dance!

Hmmm...the sentence seems rather over-generalized but here are some stereotypical replies.






everyone wants to be forgiven but no one wants to forgive


everyone wants to be free but no one wants to repent


everyone wants to be great but no one wants to work hard for it


everyone wants to be loved but no one wants to go out of their way to love others

everyone wants to save the lost but no one wants to go outside of the church where they are

everyone wants to be heard but nobody wants to listen

[windbag]

dance.....their friends to dance and since they don't they are no friends of mine (only you 80's guys will get that).

I'm looking at my hands.

[Hickeroar]

Everybody wants CHANGE but nobody wants to CHANGE.

Brilliant!

[fmckinnon]

I can hear Crowder ... 'everybody wants to go to heaven ... but nobody wants to die' ....